Nate Barnard

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.98 punch density·0.50 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·1.17 punch density·0.40 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 1:27:25 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I've been working on a dating app for school shooters.

It's called Columbvine.

We got to get them shacking up, not shooting up.

Get them distracted from what they're good at.

Other dating apps are like Swipe Left, Swipe Right.

Our dating app is like, "Doc Left, Doc Right, ah!"

[Bit 2]

My girlfriend is a crisis actor.

She gets upset about all this shit that never happened.

[Bit 3]

I've been watching so many OnlyFans leaks.

I can only get off to women who can't make it financially.

[Bit 4]

People always pick on Lance Armstrong for taking drugs.

But his brother landed on the moon.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Columbvine" sounds like "Columbine", and "Columbine" fits because school shooting.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupI've been working on a dating app for school shooters.

punchlineIt's called Columbvine.

tagWe got to get them shacking up, not shooting up.

tagGet them distracted from what they're good at.