
KT #659 - DAVID SPADE + DAVE ATTELL
2024-04-16
Set 11 · Episode 659
Yvette Palafox
Bucket PullWoman
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.18 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.18 punch density·2.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
True story, after a Christmas party
everybody was passed out the house.
Nothing was stirring except for that dick
when I took off my blouse.
So down on my knees to suck it like a skeez.
When all of a sudden, Santa?
If any of y'all think it's Santa,
like I think y'all forgot we're at Kill Tony right now.
You know, it's just covering your ears
because yeah, just covering your ears.
And for the rest of y'all, where was I?
Oh yeah, I was sucking some head.
So I was giving a blow job like, dah, dah, dah, dah.
Santa?
Belly?
I have a belly like Santa.
And so does my dad?
Yeah, that's it, it was my dad.
So what does one say when they have a dick in their mouth?
Very vicious.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A Christmas-poem sexual encounter implies the man is Santa, but reveals the man is her father.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupTrue story, after a Christmas party
setupeverybody was passed out the house.
setupNothing was stirring except for that dick
setupwhen I took off my blouse.
setupSo down on my knees to suck it like a skeez.
setupWhen all of a sudden, Santa?
setupOh yeah, I was sucking some head.
setupSo I was giving a blow job like, dah, dah, dah, dah.
setupSanta?
setupBelly?
setupI have a belly like Santa.
setupAnd so does my dad?
punchlineYeah, that's it, it was my dad.
tagSo what does one say when they have a dick in their mouth?
tagVery vicious.