Zeph Green

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.45 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- So I got a theme going on, which is "Heavy Set."

It both describes my body type

and the material I'm gonna do, so.

[Bit 2]

Let's start off in a good place though.

I'm celebrating 20 years of marriage.

Some noise.

I appreciate it. It's actually not that great. She's a really annoying bitch that's always

on my back. No, I'm not married to a woman. I'm married to chronic pain. I've been in

pain every day for the last 20 years with a spinal injury, so hip, hip, hooray, I guess.

I'm going to be honest with you all, sadly, I'm thinking about divorce and pain.

She's just always on my nerves.

I just haven't had the courage to pull that trigger yet.

[Bit 3]

Despite all the pain, maybe because of it, drugs aren't that effective. I used to take

180 milligrams of morphine every day. Never got me high. It kind of helped the pain. Most

Most of it for me was getting me super constipated, so it definitely wasn't the shit.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Heavy Set" can mean a large body type or a set of heavy material.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup- So I got a theme going on, which is "Heavy Set."

setupIt both describes my body type

punchlineand the material I'm gonna do, so.