
KILL TONY #530 - JUSTIN MARTINDALE
2021-11-09
Set 2 · Episode 530
Ryan Westover
Bucket Pull
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.58 punch density·0.40 tag density
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Skips to 19:11 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Hello everyone, I'm very insecure.
I always have been, like even when I was little,
I used to hang out with pedophiles to seek reassurance,
you know, it helped me out, it did.
Landed them a sentence, but it made me feel
like I was worth something, you know?
Sitting in the back of that van like, you know what, John,
I am a confident young man.
I'll take my pants off now, you know?
[Bit 2]
My girlfriend and I just moved to Texas.
We're living with her brother.
And it's been hard trying to have sex
living under the same roof, you know?
We try our best to be discreet about it,
but like no matter what, my girlfriend always ends up
catching us every single time.
[Bit 3]
You know what I always say though?
Yeah, you can't be low key because anal is smell-y.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Seeking reassurance implies healthy support, but reveals visiting pedophiles.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupHello everyone, I'm very insecure.
setupI always have been, like even when I was little,
punchlineI used to hang out with pedophiles to seek reassurance,
tagyou know, it helped me out, it did.