Katie Carter

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 46:46 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I got groomed when I was in high school.

Groomed, not molested,

'cause I've never been much of a closer, so.

I told a comic this recently.

He was like, "Oh, was the guy like a real pedophile,

or did you just like develop early?

Yeah, that's like saying, was the guy a real pedophile

or were you like a really sexy kid?

And I was, so you guys get it.

[Bit 2]

I read a statistic that 20% of pedophiles

have erectile dysfunction, which is crazy to imagine

being a pedophile and working so hard all day

to get a kid to come into your van,

and then you finally do and you have to be like,

oh my God, I'm so sorry, this never happens to me.

- Please don't tell your parents about this part,

specifically, they should have humiliating.

And the kid has to console you, he's like,

"No, this is probably just 'cause you had

too much of the Eucharist or whatever, so."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Grooming could be failed sexual closing.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setup- I got groomed when I was in high school.

setupGroomed, not molested,

punchline'cause I've never been much of a closer, so.