Set 3 · Episode 763
Vanessa Scaduto
Bucket PullWoman
Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.59 punch density·1.60 tag density·1 set
This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.59 punch density·1.60 tag density
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Skips to 28:44 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I'm an older broad, you know,
it's kind of obvious a little bit, right?
And every day though, I'm reminded of it.
The other day, I was driving down the road
and I saw a car swerving.
It's broad daylight and I'm like,
what the fuck is going on?
All of a sudden I see the passenger,
I can't bend over too far, sorry,
pop up and do this number.
And I was like, oh fucking road head dude,
I used to do that, you know,
before I went to therapy and realized my dad does love me.
He just doesn't know how to show it.
[Bit 2]
Ladies, titty fucking.
Are you, in your 30s still doing that?
It's like we're playing an accordion, right?
A shake weight, right?
We're opening a pickle jar.
Maybe I'll use my mouth if you're lucky.
[Bit 3]
Getting cummed in the face.
That's not a facial, guys.
It's not.
I know in your time, probably.
[Bit 4]
Why does it always smell like bleach?
I'm waiting.
Nobody's been able to dispel that mystery.
[Bit 5]
But the one thing I know that never changes
As I get older, it's a shame I feel
after coming in the shower by myself.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Road head implies sexual adventurousness, but reveals father abandonment issues.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI'm an older broad, you know,
setupit's kind of obvious a little bit, right?
setupAnd every day though, I'm reminded of it.
setupThe other day, I was driving down the road
setupand I saw a car swerving.
setupIt's broad daylight and I'm like,
setupwhat the fuck is going on?
setupAll of a sudden I see the passenger,
setupI can't bend over too far, sorry,
setuppop up and do this number.
setupAnd I was like, oh fucking road head dude,
setupI used to do that, you know,
punchlinebefore I went to therapy and realized my dad does love me.
tagHe just doesn't know how to show it.