Blake Apatow

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Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.65 punch density·0.88 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.69 punch density·1.25 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I don't know how y'all feel about immigration, but I feel like all things, we need some balance.

Like, I think we should build a wall.

We should also install a doggy door for hot Latinas.

We need them desperately.

I think we should import millions of gorgeous Latinas.

And for every Latina we import, we can deport one obese white chick.

Maybe two to one or three to one.

I don't know what the exchange rate is.

And a big white gal.

[Bit 2]

It's been a tough year.

My best friend died from a fake Xanax that had fentanyl in it.

Yeah, he would take Xanax to help him chill out.

Now he's about as chill as you can possibly get.

Eternally chill.

And my other friend FaceTimed him the night he died.

He still feels horrible.

Feels like he could have saved him somehow.

Imagine how I feel.

I sold him that Xanax.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A border wall could be built with an exception for attractive immigrants.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI don't know how y'all feel about immigration, but I feel like all things, we need some balance.

setupLike, I think we should build a wall.

punchlineWe should also install a doggy door for hot Latinas.

tagWe need them desperately.