2026-03-17

Set 2 · Episode 760

Chase Alexander

Bucket PullMedium Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.50 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 17:19 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm not doing good, guys.

People say, "Fucked up shit to me all the time," man.

Someone said, "I look divorced.

"I'm 30, all right."

Another person said, "I look like Will Smith

"is my favorite rapper."

And then someone else said, "I look like a substitute

that just got out of prison.

I'm like, all right, that's three insults.

There's two people in this group chat.

This is why I never asked my parents for shit anyways,

you know?

Like I'm going on a date, I'm trying to send a selfie,

how do I look in this shirt?

This is what they fucking say to me.

But I go on the date, and I'm getting fatter,

I'm trying to articulate that in my profiles, right?

So like every photo I get like a little bit fatter,

and like the current one is like what I am now.

But I go on this date, the chick's looking at the phone,

looking at me, and she's like,

"You look like a Russian doll that ate

all the other versions of yourself.

And I'm like, are you in that fucking group chat

with my parents?

[Bit 2]

But I am seeing a chick right now, believe it or not.

And I feel like I could really get the best

of both worlds with her

'cause she's got a master's degree and a DUI.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Multiple brutal appearance insults implies a crowd of critics, but reveals only the comedian's parents.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm not doing good, guys.

setupPeople say, "Fucked up shit to me all the time," man.

punchlineSomeone said, "I look divorced.

tag"I'm 30, all right."

setupAnother person said, "I look like Will Smith

punchline"is my favorite rapper."

setupAnd then someone else said, "I look like a substitute

punchlinethat just got out of prison.

setupI'm like, all right, that's three insults.

punchlineThere's two people in this group chat.