Dedric Flynn

Bucket PullBlackMan

Career avg·2.18 bits/set·4.36 beats/set·0.39 punch density·1.33 tag density·11 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.32 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 1:14:18 in the episode

[Bit 1]

-Uh, armadillos are just Mexican turtles.

'Cause I've been trying to create some secret ooze

to turn these niggas into

teenage mutant ninja Mexican turtles.

You don't even gotta change the name.

[Bit 2]

Fuck the nigga who made the low battery noise

and smoke detectors.

Nigga, how the fuck?

I got so many white friends that move next door to me,

they smoke detector, don't never go off.

But when my black ass family move in,

that shit be on for 15 years.

Nigga, either kill yourself or not.

I hate a battery that don't actually wanna die.

But then I know it's a conspiracy.

They turn us into sleeper agents.

They want us to be ghetto.

Because in 2001, I opened up the smoke detector,

and if y'all remember, Doris L used to be able

to have these buttons that you could press

and see how much energy was left in the battery.

Nigga, it was full.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“-Uh, armadillos are just Mexican turtles.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

punchline-Uh, armadillos are just Mexican turtles.