2026-03-17

Set 8 · Episode 760

Jarrell Beeman

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.25 punch density·0.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I actually live in a spot called Dayton, Ohio.

Yup, yup, and that's all it gets right there.

That's it. That's it now for real, man.

People don't get too hype when I say I live in Dayton,

man, it always gets real weird and awkward and quiet, you know?

And I get it, man.

I must not be a big fan of a heroin, I see.

'Cause that's all we got in Southern Ohio, baby.

All we got is heroin and fat white women.

[Bit 2]

People are like, "Drel, why don't you move outta Dayton?

"You so talented, man, you should move,

"but I won't 'cause the rent's too low, man, so cheap.

My crib right now is $217 per month.

Now, the week before I got it, I found out

that a triple homicide happened right around the corner,

which explained a lot.

But when I found that out, that shit had me thinking about

killing four people just to get that rent down to $150.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Naming a city implies crowd enthusiasm, but reveals the crowd associates it with heroin addiction.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI actually live in a spot called Dayton, Ohio.

setupYup, yup, and that's all it gets right there.

setupThat's it. That's it now for real, man.

setupPeople don't get too hype when I say I live in Dayton,

setupman, it always gets real weird and awkward and quiet, you know?

setupAnd I get it, man.

punchlineI must not be a big fan of a heroin, I see.

tag'Cause that's all we got in Southern Ohio, baby.

tagAll we got is heroin and fat white women.