Yonder Wizard

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.00 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density

Watch Yonder Wizard’s set

Skips to 34:17 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- So I'm Hagrid?

If the house you had sorted into was the Waffle House.

[Bit 2]

I wanna start a Christmas music festival.

And call it Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lalooza.

[Bit 3]

Halloween's coming up though.

It's nice to see the city of Austin

got their Halloween decorations out.

You know, those ones that come to life

when you walk past them.

Except they only say, "Hey man, you got a cigarette."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Hagrid could be what Hogwarts would create at Waffle House.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- So I'm Hagrid?

punchlineIf the house you had sorted into was the Waffle House.