Set 5 · Episode 692

Angel Maldonado

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[Bit 1]

Identify yourself.

Who in this room thinks I'm straight?

You know, show of hands, make a little noise,

clap your hands.

All right.

Some delayed reactions.

That's the usual reaction that I get, actually.

[Bit 2]

I don't know what it is about Texas ever since I moved here.

I think all the steers, everybody just

figures that I'm the queer.

I don't know what that's about.

[Bit 3]

Either that or the long hair combined with I'm

so racially ambiguous that everybody also

assumes that my sexuality is an ambiguous topic.

[Bit 4]

I think I'm onto something.

The other day I had a comic tell me

that I'd make a good prison wife.

Yeah, it was his actual wording was,

you would have the power of the pussy in prison, Angel.

And I said, wow, thank you.

I appreciate that.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A straightness poll implies obvious certainty, but reveals delayed crowd doubt.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupIdentify yourself.

setupWho in this room thinks I'm straight?

setupYou know, show of hands, make a little noise,

setupclap your hands.

punchlineSome delayed reactions.

tagThat's the usual reaction that I get, actually.