Set 7 · Episode 692
Cam Patterson
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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.75 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- Hey, y'all, people take politics too serious, nigga.
Real shit.
I know it's been a thing tonight, but really,
people say politics way too serious.
I don't even know how to spell politics,
so I don't really care about it too much.
They don't really bother me at all.
It's funny, 'cause I believe in like
three degrees of separation,
and I talk to Joe Rogan all the time,
and that blows my mind, though.
He just talked to Donald Trump for three hours,
and I just talked to crackheads on the street.
Those crackheads have no idea.
They two phone calls away from Donald Trump, like...
They have no idea.
I was like, "Let me get a dollar.
"I got something better for you, nigga, just wait on it."
[Bit 2]
I raced one a couple days ago, that was cool,
that was funny shit.
He was slow as hell.
And I beat him, I thought I beat him,
he was like, I told him, I said,
"If you beat me, I'll give you $20
"if you beat me, right?"
He was like, "Oh, I got you, I can beat you,
"I promise I can beat you."
And then we raced, and then I won,
and he was like, "Hey, we just split the pot, fuck it.
"Just split it a half.
"Now get me half the money, please."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Crackheads is like Rogan interviewing Trump because both involve power proximity.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setup- Hey, y'all, people take politics too serious, nigga.
setupI know it's been a thing tonight, but really,
setuppeople say politics way too serious.
setupI don't even know how to spell politics,
setupso I don't really care about it too much.
setupThey don't really bother me at all.
setupIt's funny, 'cause I believe in like
setupthree degrees of separation,
setupand I talk to Joe Rogan all the time,
setupand that blows my mind, though.
setupHe just talked to Donald Trump for three hours,
punchlineand I just talked to crackheads on the street.