Aaron Sorelsi

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This set·5 bits·6 beats·1.00 punch density·0.50 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 21:11 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I was in New York and I saw a peddler,

and the only thing he was selling was a box of condoms.

Right, and I saw, I was like, are they new?

He's like, they're refurbished.

[Bit 2]

And like if it works for him, I have a box of condoms in my car right now.

Uh, gently used.

Uh, ten dollars. Thank you.

[Bit 3]

Gently used is the only way I can use a condom.

'Cause I got weak hips.

[Bit 4]

It takes a village for me to have sex. Uh, literally.

[Bit 5]

Um, there's me, there's the person I'm having sex with,

with and then there's the person that guides my hips in and out. You know how

it is buddy right? He's got me. But like let me tell you guys let me tell you

best three minutes of your life okay? Best three minutes. I don't last three

minutes. I'm done after two. I paid the guy for three minutes. So at some point

it's just a limp body just like slamming against. Thank you guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Selling condoms implies unopened merchandise, but reveals they are refurbished.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI was in New York and I saw a peddler,

setupand the only thing he was selling was a box of condoms.

setupRight, and I saw, I was like, are they new?

punchlineHe's like, they're refurbished.