Austin Young

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.46 punch density·2.17 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.57 punch density·3.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I'm single.

I need a lady in my life

and not for companionship or anything.

I'm almost 30 years old and I don't own a bowl.

I'm a single bowl, man.

I've just been eating cereal out of containers

that were designed to store ham

And I'll be honest, man, I was far too content with it.

Like I was ready to live the rest of my life like that

until I had a lady over and she's like,

"Hey, where are your bowls?"

And I'm like, "I don't have any."

And she's like, "I want you to know,

this is a huge red flag."

I'm like, "Ooh, any other red flags I should know about?"

She's like, "Yeah, guys that don't have headboards."

I'm like, "Bitch, you think I got headboard money?"

I ain't got bulls.

Plus, you know how ridiculous a headboard

would look on an air mattress?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Needing a woman implies romance, but reveals lacking a single bowl.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm single.

setupI need a lady in my life

setupand not for companionship or anything.

punchlineI'm almost 30 years old and I don't own a bowl.

tagI'm a single bowl, man.

tagI've just been eating cereal out of containers

tagthat were designed to store ham