Biddy Olaflin

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Career avg·7.00 bits/set·7.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.14 tag density·1 set

This set·7 bits·7 beats·0.50 punch density·0.14 tag density

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Skips to 51:42 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hi, my name's Biddy.

I'm from Australia and my pronouns are fuck off.

[Bit 2]

I'm Irish Australian and I don't drink anymore.

So my ancestors are pissed.

And they're pissed.

[Bit 3]

I'm a single mom.

I didn't find out the sex of my baby when I was pregnant,

but I was kind of hoping for a miscarriage.

[Bit 4]

At 20 weeks I was convinced I was having a boy

'cause I was sitting on the couch

I'm still waiting for him to make a move.

[Bit 5]

And at 10 weeks I didn't get that test

to find out if my baby had Down Syndrome

'cause I didn't care.

I would have raised it.

If my kid had an extra chromosome,

I would have taught it to say funny things.

Like when people say, "Have we met before?"

They could go, "Nah, I've just got one of those faces."

[Bit 6]

- I had a beautiful girl and I called her Dolly

'cause she likes singing and boobs.

[Bit 7]

Her first word was data.

I was like, where?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Pronoun introduction implies gender identity, but reveals pronouns are dismissal.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHi, my name's Biddy.

punchlineI'm from Australia and my pronouns are fuck off.