Hannah Gray

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.17 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.35 punch density·0.17 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So I'm divorced and retired for the same reason.

The good old gay United States Navy, what's up?

[Bit 2]

It's fun being a white woman looking like this though,

because like, you know,

I got a white woman up my military experience.

Like, you know, I got that PTS Dizzle, what, what?

You know, my only black friend told me, you know,

it's okay as long as I don't add ER to it.

[Bit 3]

The other cute one is I got kablamzoed in the sandbox.

Sounds a lot cuter than an IED in Iraq, guys.

[Bit 4]

No, the other one is like getting back out

on the dating apps and shit like that.

Fellas don't know who the fuck taught you

how to slide into DMs, but hey, what's up?

10 inches question mark?

Sounds more like a subway ad.

The other one that's fun is like a lot of guys

just peg me question mark and it's like,

I'm the last bitch you want going to your asshole.

I don't know shit about it, but thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Divorced and retired implies separate reasons, but reveals same cause: Navy.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I'm divorced and retired for the same reason.

punchlineThe good old gay United States Navy, what's up?