Set 11 · Episode 657
Holden DeShazo
Bucket PullYoung
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I just turned 17.
Just turned 17, fuckable in a year.
You know, one more year, so I don't have to lie
about my age on porn sites.
I'm pretty excited about it.
[Bit 2]
I did have a joke about abortion,
but still in the early stages of development,
so I'll leave it alone.
[Bit 3]
You know, I've been starting to notice a lot of acne on my face.
I know we've all gotten it.
But I've been Googling to see how to get rid of it.
Turns out I have to quit doing something I'm not willing to give up.
Have to quit jerking off.
I don't want to stop.
But I do it so much that one of my buddies told me, "Holden, you have to quit choking
your chicken."
I've never heard this before.
But I choked mine so much that I gave it a name.
You guys want to hear the name?
I named it George Floyd.
The good news is that the cop that killed him
is probably being forced to choke
a lot of chickens these days himself.
Maybe he's into it, I don't know,
but based on the given clues,
I think it's safe to say that he's into erotic asphyxiation.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Turning 17 implies adulthood, but reveals site eligibility status.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI just turned 17.
punchlineJust turned 17, fuckable in a year.
tagYou know, one more year, so I don't have to lie
tagabout my age on porn sites.
tagI'm pretty excited about it.