Set 9 · Episode 507
Dave Eubanks
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[Bit 1]
Thank you. Thank you guys for coming out. I have two dads, I have gay dads.
When you grow up in that kind of household you get a lot of questions especially from kids in
high school, middle school. "Ah Dave is it weird if you hear your parents having sex?
Is that weird or awkward?" Of course it is. Like what? Like who? What fucking kid is
out there with their head up against the wall listening to mom and dad go at it
and it's like, oh yeah, dad, give it to her.
Come on, mom, you can take more.
Wait a minute.
Dad's not supposed to be home for another hour and a half.
And the FedEx guy sure has been here a while.
[Bit 2]
Look, hearing you two dads fuck isn't that big of a deal.
It sounds like two bears fighting over a fish, all right?
There's a lot of moaning, a lot of groaning, salmon
for some reason.
[Bit 3]
And they never say anything out of the ordinary.
It's all the normal stuff people say
when they're making love.
Harder, deeper, Carl, glad you could make it.
Come on in here, pick a hole, start pumping.
Merry Christmas.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Cheering bedroom noises implies parents having sex, but reveals adultery with a delivery man.”
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setupThank you. Thank you guys for coming out. I have two dads, I have gay dads.
setupWhen you grow up in that kind of household you get a lot of questions especially from kids in
setuphigh school, middle school. "Ah Dave is it weird if you hear your parents having sex?
setupIs that weird or awkward?" Of course it is. Like what? Like who? What fucking kid is
setupout there with their head up against the wall listening to mom and dad go at it
setupand it's like, oh yeah, dad, give it to her.
setupCome on, mom, you can take more.
setupWait a minute.
punchlineDad's not supposed to be home for another hour and a half.
tagAnd the FedEx guy sure has been here a while.