Set 7 · Episode 657
Kent Hunter
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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.73 tag density·4 sets
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.44 punch density·1.33 tag density
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Skips to 59:58 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I was listening to this 2 Chainz song the other day.
And he said, "Pussy was so good I missed my flight."
And I'm not impressed.
'Cause for those of you who don't know,
2 Chainz is a black pothead rapper.
Pussy or not, he was never gonna make that flight.
But what would impress me is my grandfather gets to flight three hours early.
He looked at me and said, "Pussy was so good I missed my flight."
I'm like, "What?"
He told me, "Gram, Gram got that good shit.
Are you serious?"
That joke's actually been doing really well recently.
I thought about calling her up.
Letting her know, like, "Hey, your pussy's a crowd pleaser."
[Bit 2]
My dad, he calls weed dope.
That bothers me a little bit.
'Cause the only people who still say dope
are old people talking about drugs
and 12 year olds when they get
a Minecraft T-shirt for Christmas.
So now I don't know if my dad's getting older,
if my mom's a pedophile.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Missing flight for sex implies extraordinary encounter, but reveals rapper never makes flights.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI was listening to this 2 Chainz song the other day.
setupAnd he said, "Pussy was so good I missed my flight."
setupAnd I'm not impressed.
setup'Cause for those of you who don't know,
setup2 Chainz is a black pothead rapper.
punchlinePussy or not, he was never gonna make that flight.