Set 2 · Episode 657
Q Rose
Bucket PullSmall Joke Book
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.39 punch density·2.00 tag density·Small Joke Book
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Skips to 15:36 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Y'all giving up for me and my girl for three and a half years.
Just found out we about to have a baby.
Kinda makes feel bad about cheating I've been doing lately.
I'm just playing y'all.
I don't feel bad.
I love it.
[Bit 2]
Our racism here is just far superior than other states,
man, I'm telling you.
It's 'cause it's big and small at the same time,
you know what I'm saying?
Like I went to an all-white neighborhood.
I went to all black high school, right?
And we had one white guy join the football team, right?
And we called him White Mike.
And it took me years to realize
there were no other Michaels on the team.
We could just call them, you know, just Mike,
and it been good.
All I'm saying is, what even the worst nickname we had, right?
We had a messing guy join team, right?
And we just called him Mexico.
And when his cousin joined team, we just called him New Mexico.
So really messed up when I graduated,
found out them niggas was Puerto Rican.
It was bad.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Baby announcement implies joy, but reveals ongoing infidelity without remorse.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupY'all giving up for me and my girl for three and a half years.
setupJust found out we about to have a baby.
punchlineKinda makes feel bad about cheating I've been doing lately.
tagI'm just playing y'all.
tagI don't feel bad.
tagI love it.