Set 10 · Episode 689
Aiden Kosoy
Bucket PullSmall Joke Book
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·1.00 punch density·0.60 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·5 beats·1.00 punch density·0.60 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
- Okay, so I'm not a big fan of Beyonce,
but she has a really good song.
It goes like, "Who runs the world?
Jews.
Who runs the world?
Jews."
[Bit 2]
Okay, so I try to run my life like a coming of age story,
but the coming really hasn't happened yet.
So, yeah, I'm still a virgin, obviously.
[Bit 3]
And I used lines like, "Hey, you want to see my Hebrew National with a sign of matzo balls? Maybe we'll make the soup later."
Or something like, "Jewish, hey, you want to see my space laser? It's got big white beams!"
[Bit 4]
You guys know terrorism is trendy now?
Yeah, like people are getting tramp stamps
that say I love Hamas and Osama is at it?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“World ruling could be "Jews" not "Girls".”
Joke Type
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setup- Okay, so I'm not a big fan of Beyonce,
setupbut she has a really good song.
setupIt goes like, "Who runs the world?
punchlineJews.
tagWho runs the world?
tagJews."
