Cory Grumpy Johnson

Bucket PullMedium Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.50 punch density·1.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 19:04 in the episode

[Bit 1]

OJ Simpson and Nicole are back together again.

Didn't see that one coming.

I really didn't see that one coming at all.

[Bit 2]

Recently, I went to Five and Below,

and I was a little confused,

because I almost spent, excuse me,

I almost spent $27,

but I only tried to buy three things.

Now, I'm half white,

so a part of me just wanted to go straight Karen.

But then I realized I'm half black,

so I just stole the shit.

Fuck five and below.

[Bit 3]

Is it me or should more gay men

be winning these hot dog eating contests?

I just feel like they practice more.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“OJ and Nicole both dying could be reunion.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

punchlineOJ Simpson and Nicole are back together again.

tagDidn't see that one coming.

tagI really didn't see that one coming at all.