Keaton McAdams

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·1.50 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.45 punch density·1.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- They only gave me like 60 seconds up here,

but don't worry, 'cause 60 seconds is a long time.

I feel like I've said that before,

but 60 seconds is a long time.

Anybody else here ejaculate prematurely?

Ladies, you can laugh.

I've less quick, but I don't have any shame about it.

'Cause after another 60 seconds, I'm ready for round two.

I'm not here to brag.

That's not what this is.

But one time, I had sex three times

in the span of 45 minutes.

I just wish someone else was there to see it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Reassuring the crowd 60 seconds is a long time implies confidence in performance, but reveals premature ejaculation.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- They only gave me like 60 seconds up here,

setupbut don't worry, 'cause 60 seconds is a long time.

setupI feel like I've said that before,

setupbut 60 seconds is a long time.

punchlineAnybody else here ejaculate prematurely?

tagLadies, you can laugh.

tagI've less quick, but I don't have any shame about it.

tag'Cause after another 60 seconds, I'm ready for round two.