2024-06-25

Set 7 · Episode 669

Cam Patterson

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.17 punch density·1.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I was at Springfield, Missouri this weekend.

Oh yeah, we don't need that place.

We can cut that bitch right out

the United States of America.

That place is terrible.

I was there and now it was just only white people

And it was, this how I knew this place

was a shitty place to be in the world.

'Cause they were like,

"Hey, you gotta go to the Bass Pro Shop."

It's like our number one main attraction,

go to the Bass Pro Shop.

Like, "Nigga, that's stupid, right?"

And then I got there and I was there for three hours

'cause I fucking loved it.

It was amazing.

It was the best place on earth.

[Bit 2]

I would say it was weird 'cause like,

they had like an archery hall of fame

and I went there 'cause I wasn't see if any black people

was on the archery hall of fame

And there was not one, right?

But the clothes that we got was like an Indian nigga.

And they know when he was,

this real shit was an Indian, like a one of the real ones.

You know what I'm saying?

And they know he was born,

they say 18, question mark, question mark.

But they know when he died,

because y'all killed him, right?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Dismissing Bass Pro Shop as a white-people place implies cultural rejection, but reveals three hours of genuine enthusiasm.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI was at Springfield, Missouri this weekend.

setupOh yeah, we don't need that place.

setupWe can cut that bitch right out

setupthe United States of America.

setupThat place is terrible.

setupI was there and now it was just only white people

setupAnd it was, this how I knew this place

setupwas a shitty place to be in the world.

setup'Cause they were like,

setup"Hey, you gotta go to the Bass Pro Shop."

setupIt's like our number one main attraction,

setupgo to the Bass Pro Shop.

setupLike, "Nigga, that's stupid, right?"

punchlineAnd then I got there and I was there for three hours

tag'cause I fucking loved it.

tagIt was amazing.

tagIt was the best place on earth.