CJ Gore

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.19 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.19 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So I recently was dating a disabled woman.

She had one leg that was shorter than the other.

Her name was Eileen.

And she got really pissed at me.

She always said that we could never see eye to eye.

And she broke up with me, but I got her back.

I frickin' got over on her, I banged her Asian friend

that had the same ailment, and her name was Irene.

Yeah, and then I had to take it a step further,

and I banged her Mexican friend that doesn't have any legs.

Her name was Consuelo.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, but I'm married now.

I'm married now.

My wife is Mexican, which is awesome.

Shout out to all the Mexican ladies.

Hell yeah.

The best thing is there's awesome food.

You can't lie, Mexican food's awesome,

but they will cook up some weird shit.

Like, they'll randomly cook up intestines

and like brains and tongue, and I'm like,

look, I just wanna have dinner.

I don't wanna be on an episode of Fear Factor.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Eileen" sounds like "I lean", and "I lean" fits because shorter leg.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupSo I recently was dating a disabled woman.

setupShe had one leg that was shorter than the other.

punchlineHer name was Eileen.