Set 7 · Episode 507
John Waters
Bucket Pull
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·3.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.47 punch density·3.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Well, everyone, it's official.
I'm quitting sex.
I'm done.
Why?
Can't deal with it.
Can't deal with those awkward moments.
You know when you get that fucking hair in your mouth
and you're just like, what do you do to deal with that?
Like, I tried.
I tried to be sexy.
I'm like, ooh, ooh, what's this?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I think he lost something.
Keep it on your body and not in my mouth.
[Bit 2]
I think the worst thing during sex is,
have you ever had to repeat yourself
when you're saying something dirty?
Like, it's like, you know,
a little something dirty, you're just like,
you like that?
And they're like, what?
And you're like, "Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
All right, just announcing.
Do you like that?"
And they're like, "What?"
And you're like, "Nevermind, it's over, I'm done."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A sex mishap could be treated like a found-and-returned item.”
Joke Type
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setupWell, everyone, it's official.
setupI'm quitting sex.
setupI'm done.
setupCan't deal with it.
setupCan't deal with those awkward moments.
setupYou know when you get that fucking hair in your mouth
setupand you're just like, what do you do to deal with that?
setupLike, I tried.
setupI tried to be sexy.
setupI'm like, ooh, ooh, what's this?
punchlineOh, oh, oh, oh, I think he lost something.
tagKeep it on your body and not in my mouth.