Chewy

Bucket PullManLatino

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

everyone. I have this fascination with beautifully tattooed women and good ink

on a woman it's uh can be a great conversation starter but I'll admit that

sometimes a conversation gets a little bit awkward when I finally get around

to ask her if I can lick her tattoos.

I love licking women.

[Bit 2]

I don't have any tattoos myself,

but if I did, I'd get some cool Chinese writing.

Of course, I'd have to be in a Chinese prison,

and I'd get a tramp stamp that says, "It's an ole!"

[Bit 3]

And if I never do make it to China,

I have thought about getting my man boobs tattooed.

Get the classic almond tattooed over this nipple.

Two percent tattooed over this nipple.

And the goat tattooed over this nipple.

Who wants some goat milk, bitches?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Admiring a woman's tattoos as a conversation starter implies artistic appreciation, but reveals a request to lick them.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupeveryone. I have this fascination with beautifully tattooed women and good ink

setupon a woman it's uh can be a great conversation starter but I'll admit that

setupsometimes a conversation gets a little bit awkward when I finally get around

punchlineto ask her if I can lick her tattoos.

tagI love licking women.