Nick Tibbetts

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- I work a blue collar job, which sucks,

but it allows me to drive a company truck, which is great.

Company truck is all the joy of having a truck

with none of the responsibility.

It's kinda like watching after a kid

you're not related to.

As long as you think it looks the same

as when you gave it to me, we're square.

But you don't know what I did with that truck.

Much like you don't know what I did with that baby.

Could've parted with that baby.

And you would have no idea

unless you drug tested that baby.

Now you're coming at me all wrong,

like my baby tested positive for weed and cocaine.

Hmm.

And I'm like, your baby had Coke and held out on me?

Punk ass baby.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A company truck is like a borrowed baby because both allow irresponsible use with zero accountability.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setup- I work a blue collar job, which sucks,

setupbut it allows me to drive a company truck, which is great.

setupCompany truck is all the joy of having a truck

setupwith none of the responsibility.

setupIt's kinda like watching after a kid

setupyou're not related to.

setupAs long as you think it looks the same

punchlineas when you gave it to me, we're square.