Robert Ball

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[Bit 1]

- I'm not a very religious man,

but ever since Roe v. Wade was overturned,

I've been praying a lot more.

Like I've never wanted to shoot blanks this badly.

Even more than Alec Baldwin.

[Bit 2]

I went to a pro-choice rally,

and one of the barriers I heard for women

is the cost of abortion.

And I thought this presented a unique marketing opportunity

for credit card companies.

For some mistakes you can't undo.

For everything else there's MasterCard.

Insert the chip in the slot,

eject the fetus from the slit.

Capital One, what's in your pussy?

Not a baby.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Shoot blanks" can mean firing a gun without live rounds or producing no sperm.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup- I'm not a very religious man,

setupbut ever since Roe v. Wade was overturned,

setupI've been praying a lot more.

punchlineLike I've never wanted to shoot blanks this badly.

tagEven more than Alec Baldwin.