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KILL TONY #424 - KEVIN SMITH + RON WHITE + JEFF ROSS

2019-12-27

Lee Lynn

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Watch Lee Lynn's Kill Tony episode 424 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.37 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.37 punch density·0.75 tag density

- It's Lee Lynn actually, but it's okay.

Why people can't pronounce my name.

So I'm the evil bitch of Orange County.

What's up?

[Bit 1]

So clap if you guys believe that opposites attract.

All right, that's like, quarter of the room.

I think I'm gonna be okay, I'm single.

because I know I'm gonna find a nice guy

because I'm an evil bitch, right?

That's how it works.

So I'm divorced, been divorced for one year now.

Give it up for my divorce anniversary, woo!

[Bit 2]

So a Mexican man married a Chinese woman

to get an American green card.

This is 2019, folks, this is 2019.

But we had fun.

He's Latino and I'm Chinese.

If we had a daughter, she'd be called a cantina.

I don't really like that.

I don't think it's a good start in life.

[Bit 3]

But he taught me some Spanish.

Any Spanish speakers in the house?

All right.

You guys, are you guys ready to learn a very useful face?

All right.

That's my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo clap if you guys believe that opposites attract.

setupI think I'm gonna be okay, I'm single.

setupbecause I know I'm gonna find a nice guy

punchlinebecause I'm an evil bitch, right?

tagThat's how it works.