[Bit 1]
Hey, everyone, I feel like I live a tough life.
I feel like I live a tough life,
'cause every day of my life,
I have to prove to strangers like yourself
that I'm not the lady who killed Selena, okay?
Some of you, some of you have no idea
what the fuck I'm talking about.
You're like, I was born in '94,
I don't listen to that music.
[Bit 2]
And then I got this mullet,
'cause I thought it'd make things better.
It is not, it's not by a lot.
By a lot, no, I got a mirror, yes, I know.
I'm from the South, I'm from Stockton, California.
So this is a cherry-picking mullet.
This is an agricultural mullet, all right?
And mullets are pretty straightforward.
You know, business in the front, party in the back.
But when you have this face,
it's very much missing child's poster in the front,
and then guy who kidnapped that kid in the back.
Like, I just want to see my kids, Maria, please.
What a way to start the show.
Giving us some of that Stockton slap tonight, huh?
- My goodness, look at you,
one of the most beautiful lesbians
I've ever seen in my entire life.
You have a hot look, you saw.
Is this your first time on this show?
- Yeah, it's my first time on this show, yeah.
How long you been doing stand-up?
How long have you been in Los Angeles?
- Just moved out of my car.
Well, you outgrew that car?
I have to confess, I've seen Saul in the belly room
doing rose battles before, and he's been killing it.
So this is the first time I saw you do any kind of stand up,
and it definitely was awesome.
I've seen a lot of people fucking eat shit and kill Tony.
It's not easy going into the cold room of you bastards
Fucking killing it like Saul just did right you know what Saul I got a little mushroom for you
Yeah, I'd say I'm not gonna eat it, but you know I'm gonna eat it I
Want you to have it enjoy I'm gonna have one too. We'll have it after the show. Thank you all right Wow very impressive
Saul so tell us more about you. What do how do you survive? How do you pay for your hostel?
I work at a coffee shop at the moment. Yeah
I got a comic hooked it up with a job and yeah that's and even when living in my car comics
It'd be pretty cool. Let me stay at their places like crash like when they're all going on the road
So a lot of comedy so regulars. Yeah, he broke my fucking couch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
That's just looking at it. It was just looking at it. Yeah, I
Love it. I love it. So the coffee shop. What else in your life? What do you like to do for fun to take your mind?
Off everything smoke a lot of weed. That's why the 420 show. Yeah. Yeah
I've done a lot of dispensary gigs, a lot of cannabis events.
Yeah, you're getting a joint out of this from the fine people over at Speedweed.
Their slogan is Speedweed for a slow man.
So you are perfect for that.
What do you like to do after smoking pot?
What are some of your favorite things to do?
I actually went to culinary school too.
I genuinely like to cook, so...
Wow. That's like a meth head learning how to make meth.
Saul, what do you think makes you that big?
Like is there some like secret thing that you eat
that you like found out in culinary school?
Like what is it you just chugged raw eggs or something?
I used to be like literally like 450 pounds.
So I like down like 100 pounds.
Oh hell yeah. Absolutely.
What's your secret? Like Weight Watchers?
or did you do any kind of diet?
- Just 30 keto though, like not like real keto.
Like just eating a lot of cheese.
- And dressing like Al Sharpton for inspiration.
- I loved your set, but you look like Sonic's the Hedgehog.
- Kevin, what do you think of this young buck out here
reminds me of being happier times.
A couple years ago, I weighed a bit more,
Used to be happy, now I'm fucking vegan.
And so it reminds me of a time when I was much happier
with myself than I am right now.
That was some funny bits.
I'm legit gonna go home and steal that joke,
tell my wife the Selena bit.
She'd be like, "Why are you doing random Selena jokes?"
I was like, "I don't know, anniversary fucking."
- Now are you still on Keto's Soul,
or did that break at some point?
- I moved to LA and that broke by a lot.
- That was, do you remember the moment that you knew
that you were about to break being keto?
Jeff Ross just handed him a slice of pizza.
- Way to stand by it, man.
- I love it. - That's cold.
- Is there anything else?
- That's a Hollywood metaphor right there.
Only Tom Cruise gets hot pizza.
Is there anything else crazy about your life that we should know about, Saul?
I would have moved to LA like a long time ago, but I like the horrible gambling addiction.
What do you like to gamble on?
I was gonna say "your life."
Wow, yes, he deserves it on that one.
They chant jolberg when he makes a big joke.
So, Blackjack, when did this start?
I would just be addicted to spending my checks on...
I just had an addictive personality.
That's why I kind of cut back alcohol with cannabis, because I was also on alcohol.
I have a lot of shit going on.
You addicted to coffee yet, now that you're at the coffee shop?
You're doing a lot of espresso shots?
- How much coffee shop, 'cause I'm thinking
of going into that business.
- Alfred's Coffee in Beverly Hills.
- Yeah, the worst, diarrhea coffee.
I'm just kidding, I've never been there.
I don't wanna get you in trouble with your boss.
- I feel like you're gonna play Kevin Smith
When's the last time that you played Blackjack?
- Probably six months ago,
like when I first, like the first month of coming to LA,
'Cause I told myself I wouldn't for a while, 'cause--
- And then how much, what's the most you ever lost
What do you think's affected your life
more negatively, Blackjack or Applejacks?
Saul, you absolutely killed tonight.
No cooler way to start episode 420 than with a guy like you.
