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2021-03-09

Cody Sylvia

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Watch Cody Sylvia's Kill Tony episode 495 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.08 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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- What's up, guys?

[Bit 1]

So yeah, I'm a new dad, you know.

You know probably a former her future ex-husband

The thing is you know growing up with a single mom, you know, you don't really learn how to be a man

the only thing she taught me was you know, man is measured by how many trips it takes to get the groceries from the car but

You know, I got a new son. So I got on the captain of the ship. So I got to teach him and

It's hard when my wife is fucking always testing my manhood

like the other day she tried to even order for me at the restaurant.

And I was like, she's like, you know, hey, I'm gonna, let's start with the pasta fajul, maybe some breadsticks,

maybe, you know, some alfre. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I'm a man, woman. I order for myself.

Can I get your chicken fingers and french fries, please?

- Fuck yeah, Cody Sylvia.

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setupSo yeah, I'm a new dad, you know.

setupYou know probably a former her future ex-husband

setupThe thing is you know growing up with a single mom, you know, you don't really learn how to be a man

setupthe only thing she taught me was you know, man is measured by how many trips it takes to get the groceries from the car but

setupYou know, I got a new son. So I got on the captain of the ship. So I got to teach him and

setupIt's hard when my wife is fucking always testing my manhood

setuplike the other day she tried to even order for me at the restaurant.

setupAnd I was like, she's like, you know, hey, I'm gonna, let's start with the pasta fajul, maybe some breadsticks,

setupmaybe, you know, some alfre. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

setupI'm a man, woman. I order for myself.

punchlineCan I get your chicken fingers and french fries, please?