JC Craft

Bucket Pull

Watch JC Craft's Kill Tony episode 495 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

Hi, I'm JC.

That is spelled J-A-C-I-E. Sometimes when I meet people,

they're like, JC?

Like Jesus Christ?

It used to annoy me, but I realized

I have a lot of things in common with Jesus.

We both have blond hair and blue eyes.

Thank you.

My dad also ghosted me.

And I'll probably be dead by 33.

[Bit 2]

So guys, Jesus probably has more things in common with the Florida man than he does me.

Just think about it, if you replace Jesus with Florida man, it makes sense.

Florida man hangs with prostitutes.

Florida man gets stabbed in the side.

Florida man tries to give dead fish to 5,000 people.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupHi, I'm JC.

setupThat is spelled J-A-C-I-E. Sometimes when I meet people,

setupthey're like, JC?

setupLike Jesus Christ?

setupIt used to annoy me, but I realized

setupI have a lot of things in common with Jesus.

punchlineWe both have blond hair and blue eyes.