Riley Gilmore

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Watch Riley Gilmore's Kill Tony episode 716 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 1.13 punch density, 3.50 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.99 punch density·2.35 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·1.13 punch density·3.50 tag density·Medium Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- The other day I got a sad ending massage.

They jizzed on me, so it was,

just gotta, what the fuck, dude?

Fucking Groupon.

Mom, can you pick me up?

Not going back there, but that place sucks.

[Bit 2]

I was thinking about that phrase, thoughts and prayers.

It's like, people said after a tragedy,

they're like, I send you my thoughts and my prayers.

I get sent your prayers, that makes sense,

It's like you want to send your thoughts, say,

"Yeah, I'm praying for your family, tits."

Thinking about getting a bike, what else?

Fucking might have a lasagna later, but,

lasagna titties, that'd be cool,

But, uh, all right, that's it for me, guys.

Thank you very much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- The other day I got a sad ending massage.

punchlineThey jizzed on me, so it was,

tagjust gotta, what the fuck, dude?

tagFucking Groupon.

tagMom, can you pick me up?

tagNot going back there, but that place sucks.