Mariano Di Vincenzo

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[Bit 1]

So there are people who call me a conspiracy theorist,

but as far as I'm concerned,

those people can fall off the edge of the earth.

[Bit 2]

I'm not a conspiracy theorist though,

I just think for myself.

Nobody controls my thoughts,

'cause my parents didn't vaccinate me.

[Bit 3]

Just kidding, by the way,

I did get my second dose of the Pfizer.

I figure it's too late for me to get autism, so.

[Bit 4]

By the way, I'm not a conspiracy theorist.

I'm actually from South America,

so I've been vaccinated for real third-world diseases.

And I just generally feel like

culting conspiracies are a white thing.

I feel like you don't meet a lot of Scientologists.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Dismissing conspiracy theories could be punished by a flat-earth fate.”

Joke Type

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setupSo there are people who call me a conspiracy theorist,

setupbut as far as I'm concerned,

punchlinethose people can fall off the edge of the earth.