Steve Jones

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 20:37 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So I just moved in with my girlfriend.

She's really nice, she's actually a triplet.

That's really interesting.

She also just let me know that she's down with threesomes.

So you guys know what I'm thinking.

I wanna have sex with both of her brothers.

She'd get upset.

She'd be like, "You cheated on me with both of my brothers?"

"Oh, those are my brothers?"

"I thought it was you."

[Bit 2]

I just got a new weed dealer.

The weed's really fucking good.

I know it's so good 'cause last night I was up late

going heart attack symptoms.

[Bit 3]

Used to smoke a lot of weed in high school,

especially before class.

This one time I smoked weed before class.

My friend, he was trying to look out for me.

He came up, he was like, "Dude, just a heads up.

"You smell loud."

I was like, "Holy shit, I thought I was high,

"but this guy can smell sounds?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A triplet girlfriend open to threesomes implies sex with sisters, but reveals wanting her brothers.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I just moved in with my girlfriend.

setupShe's really nice, she's actually a triplet.

setupShe also just let me know that she's down with threesomes.

setupSo you guys know what I'm thinking.

punchlineI wanna have sex with both of her brothers.