Set 8 · Episode 507

Mary Bryant

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.28 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.28 punch density·0.75 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I just moved here on Friday.
Yes. I came here to get sober.
It's funny because I actually,
the worst drunk night I ever had was at
my brother's wedding a month ago here in Austin.
Ironically, I came to the town that I got
the most fucked up to get sober.

[Bit 2]

I also moved here because I've been
a COVID refugee at my parents' house since March.
It was time to go. On top of that,
my grandma moved in. Hate my grandma.
She was really rough.
She was terrible to me as a child.
She gave me a lot of shit.
She moved into my parents' house.
She's incontinent.
And I just got sick of her shit.
So I left.

[Bit 3]

My grandpa did die.
My grandpa died.
That's why she moved in.
And he needed blood before he died
that would have saved his life.
And none of us could remember his blood type.
And he was so inspirational.
He kept saying, "Be positive.
Be positive."
And I just thought that was so inspirational.
And I live by that now.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Moving somewhere for sobriety both seeks recovery and yet returns to the place of your worst bender.

Joke Type

contradiction

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setupI just moved here on Friday.
setupYes. I came here to get sober.
setupIt's funny because I actually,
setupthe worst drunk night I ever had was at
setupmy brother's wedding a month ago here in Austin.
setupIronically, I came to the town that I got
punchlinethe most fucked up to get sober.
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