Set 14 · Episode 725
Caleb P
Bucket Pull
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.40 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.40 punch density·2.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- So what I've come to realize y'all is people
on social media, they don't want help.
They want attention while living miserable.
This girl on my timeline is so annoying.
This road I'm on is so lonely.
Nobody likes me, nobody cares.
If I don't get 25 likes by the other night,
I'm gonna kill myself.
So I messaged her, right, one human to another, like,
"Hey, I don't know what you got going on,
but people love you, Jesus loves you."
And I just hope things get better.
And she fucking left me on red?
No, I swear to God, y'all,
if it wasn't already selling weed to her,
but now I understand why no one likes your ass, bitch,
kill yourself.
- Look, Nashville, I know that is fucked up, man.
And she is just a teenager.
And my sister.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Sincere outreach implies gratitude, but reveals abandoned.”
Joke Type
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setup- So what I've come to realize y'all is people
setupon social media, they don't want help.
setupThey want attention while living miserable.
setupThis girl on my timeline is so annoying.
setupThis road I'm on is so lonely.
setupNobody likes me, nobody cares.
setupIf I don't get 25 likes by the other night,
setupI'm gonna kill myself.
setupSo I messaged her, right, one human to another, like,
setup"Hey, I don't know what you got going on,
setupbut people love you, Jesus loves you."
setupAnd I just hope things get better.
punchlineAnd she fucking left me on red?
tagNo, I swear to God, y'all,
tagif it wasn't already selling weed to her,
tagbut now I understand why no one likes your ass, bitch,
tagkill yourself.