Cassandra Ramos

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[Bit 1]

the gun. Sorry, nervous. So I was talking to my cousin last week and I was asking

him, you know, do you have any advice coming from a man's perspective how I

can keep things a little spicy in the bedroom? And he said, you know, I like

white bitches, we got that in common. I was like, okay. So he said, what I like to

to keep it spicy is I like to introduce some racial slurs.

So he's like, go ahead and call me, you know.

And he comes in and she says,

oh, give me that inward dick.

So I was like, I'll try that.

I offered it up to my husband and he said,

great, let's do honky.

If you don't know what that means,

it's like back in the 1920s, a white man would drive through

and hunk his horn at the Black Prostitutes.

So he comes in the bedroom now.

Give me that ne'er pussy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Slur sex talk is widely understood wrong, but rarely said.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupthe gun. Sorry, nervous. So I was talking to my cousin last week and I was asking

setuphim, you know, do you have any advice coming from a man's perspective how I

setupcan keep things a little spicy in the bedroom? And he said, you know, I like

setupwhite bitches, we got that in common. I was like, okay. So he said, what I like to

setupto keep it spicy is I like to introduce some racial slurs.

setupSo he's like, go ahead and call me, you know.

setupAnd he comes in and she says,

punchlineoh, give me that inward dick.