Dustin Callahan

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.46 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.46 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I grew up in the projects as one of five white kids.

I went to an all-black school.

What they don't tell you when you go to an all-black school is when you get that yearbook

it's the worst "Where's Waldo Ever."

They're like, "Right there."

[Bit 2]

So I didn't look like anybody growing up, so a girl in high school one time told me

I looked like Kevin Bacon from Footloose.

I got real excited.

I rushed home.

I asked Jeeves, "Who's Kevin Bacon?"

Because I'm older than Google.

And when I saw his goofy-ass face, I've never wanted to fight a bitch so hard in my life.

[Bit 3]

So a couple weeks ago, I did one of those 23andMe DNA tests.

Turns out I'm transgender.

I was born male, but I grew these tits when I got fat.

I'm Irish and Native American, so we got a lot of DUIs in my family.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Yearbook white kid could be Where's Waldo puzzle.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI grew up in the projects as one of five white kids.

setupI went to an all-black school.

setupWhat they don't tell you when you go to an all-black school is when you get that yearbook

punchlineit's the worst "Where's Waldo Ever."

tagThey're like, "Right there."