Evan Burke

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.20 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I'm excited to be alive y'all.

When I was 17 years old, I was almost killed in a car accident.

I was sitting in the middle of the back seat not wearing a seat belt.

That's where they made me sit.

And we're all familiar with what that's called.

It's called riding bitch, right?

And I don't know why they call it that when it was the two guys sitting beside me who

guide. Who's the bitch now? Okay. I'm just kidding. Everyone survived the accident, but

those guys are dead. Opioids. Thank you guys. I appreciate this. This was awesome. All right.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Riding bitch" implies middle seat is worst off, but reveals side passengers died.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm excited to be alive y'all.

setupWhen I was 17 years old, I was almost killed in a car accident.

setupI was sitting in the middle of the back seat not wearing a seat belt.

setupThat's where they made me sit.

setupAnd we're all familiar with what that's called.

setupIt's called riding bitch, right?

setupAnd I don't know why they call it that when it was the two guys sitting beside me who

punchlineguide. Who's the bitch now? Okay. I'm just kidding. Everyone survived the accident, but