Robbie

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[Bit 1]

I don't understand why sometimes subjects are okay to talk about and sometimes they're

not. Like the size of a woman's vagina. I was at work the other night and Becky runs

in and says, "Tasha's in labor. She's at six centimeters." And a half hour later she's like,

She's at seven centimeters.

I'm like, man, she's talking about how large this woman's vagina is.

And nine months ago when I was telling everybody how this soon-to-be single mother's vagina

was so tight, I have to go see HR?

That doesn't make any sense.

[Bit 2]

She will be a single mother because I will not have any more kids.

I've got three.

They're disappointing enough.

I have an atheist lesbian daughter and a daughter that dates a Mexican, and I don't know what's

The one that's going to, the godless dyke, that's not going to go to heaven with me?

Or the one that's coming Catholic?

I also have a son.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Beat Premise

“Cervical talk implies normal, but reveals dilation acceptable.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI don't understand why sometimes subjects are okay to talk about and sometimes they're

setupnot. Like the size of a woman's vagina. I was at work the other night and Becky runs

setupin and says, "Tasha's in labor. She's at six centimeters." And a half hour later she's like,

setupShe's at seven centimeters.

setupI'm like, man, she's talking about how large this woman's vagina is.

setupAnd nine months ago when I was telling everybody how this soon-to-be single mother's vagina

punchlinewas so tight, I have to go see HR?

tagThat doesn't make any sense.