Stefan Ramirez

Bucket PullMedium Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.38 punch density·0.50 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 45:36 in the episode

[Bit 1]

When I was a boy, I thought Metallica was a Christian rock band because they have that

Enter Sandman song with the prayer.

I thought to myself, maybe my uncle still has a chance of getting into heaven.

beats his wife and sells drugs to kids but at least he sings the prayer. I

called in and checked in on him recently. Murder, suicide. It wasn't really the fairy

[Bit 2]

tale ending I was hoping for. I don't hang around gay dudes. Not that I don't

like them. I do. I just don't want to buckle under queer pressure and do

something I don't want to do. I don't want to go buy hair gel. I don't want to

sip coffee out of a mug with a sassy phrase on it. Being gay sounds expensive

and I don't got money. But if a gay dude offers me some Lululemon shorts, I'll

suck that dick to China. Okay, the crowd liked it. They're very interesting

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Prayer implies devotion, but reveals abuser sneaks in.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupWhen I was a boy, I thought Metallica was a Christian rock band because they have that

setupEnter Sandman song with the prayer.

setupI thought to myself, maybe my uncle still has a chance of getting into heaven.

punchlinebeats his wife and sells drugs to kids but at least he sings the prayer. I

tagcalled in and checked in on him recently. Murder, suicide. It wasn't really the fairy