2025-05-20

Set 6 · Episode 719

Cam Patterson

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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.08 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I got a girlfriend now who's been there for eight months.

And for the first time two days ago, I made that bitch come.

I'm proud of myself.

Yeah.

Yeah, nigga.

Yeah.

Eight months, no comes, nigga.

Nothing.

We were fucking, I go, "Baby, did you come?"

And she would go, "No."

And I would go, "Damn, good night every time.

Two bad bits, good night every single time."

[Bit 2]

But this night was different.

It was different.

Well, kind of the same.

We took mushrooms, I fucked up.

She didn't come.

I said, "Did you come?"

She wouldn't know.

I said, "Damn, went to sleep," right?

Only thing that was different was early that day, my girlfriend has a roommate.

Her roommate brought this dude over.

He was like a lame-ass white dude.

He was a real porn-dexter.

He was a bitch, like a real fuck-nigger.

You know what I'm saying?

And I met him and he was like,

"How you doing good to me?"

He said, "What's up?"

Puss it, right?

He was a bitch.

So he talked to the bitch,

"What's up?"

Puss it, "How you doing, brother?"

And I went back in the room, right?

And then the night came,

and when I was trying to go to sleep off the mushroom,

got the fuck on my lady, peacefully.

I just heard from the other room,

this lame ass nigga fucking the shit out of her roommate.

It was just like, "Ah, ah!"

The whole, "Ah, ah!"

I'm like, "He's in there hurting her.

"Oh my God, what's going on?"

And then, right when I started to think about it,

The mushrooms kicked in and my brain just went,

you gonna let that white boy out fuck you, nigga?

And I felt my ancestors grab my back.

It was Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King

and Thurgood Marshall.

And I put my shoes on for trash

and I made that bitch calm, nigga.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“No orgasm could be good night sleep.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI got a girlfriend now who's been there for eight months.

setupAnd for the first time two days ago, I made that bitch come.

setupEight months, no comes, nigga.

setupNothing.

setupWe were fucking, I go, "Baby, did you come?"

setupAnd she would go, "No."

punchlineAnd I would go, "Damn, good night every time.

tagTwo bad bits, good night every single time."