Set 4 · Episode 507
Yoni
Bucket Pull
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.26 punch density·0.25 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I've been here for 12 years,
which means I'm not one of those new people.
I've learned a lot about Texas living here.
One of the things is you can't drive slow.
If you want to get on I-35,
you better hit the gas like you're on the last lap
the fucking Daytona 500, or else someone's gonna be right up your ass.
You know, if we walked around downtown or in grocery stores that way, people think you're
crazy.
Like, if I stood right here, you'd think I was insane, right?
If I was standing, this is a little close, right?
She's uncomfortable.
This is how we drive.
[Bit 2]
I love Texas barbecue.
That's my thing.
I love it because it's the best big dick energy.
It's a giant black tube filled with hot meat.
If you want to eat Texas barbecue, you eat a big black cock, run it all day.
[Bit 3]
You also have to cook barbecue by burning an entire tree.
You can't cook like for 10 minutes, an hour, two hours.
You got to put a whole fucking tree in that thing, chop it up, get some strong arms, et
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Texas highway merging is like NASCAR because both demand full-throttle aggression.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setupI've been here for 12 years,
setupI've learned a lot about Texas living here.
setupOne of the things is you can't drive slow.
setupIf you want to get on I-35,
setupyou better hit the gas like you're on the last lap
punchlinethe fucking Daytona 500, or else someone's gonna be right up your ass.