Set 9 · Episode 719
Nicholas Hartley
Bucket PullYoungWhite
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.89 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.89 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Hey, my grandpa is not a big sports fan.
In fact, I think his favorite sport is family feud.
Because every episode they put a white family
versus a black family.
And my grandpa, die hard whites fan.
I'll tell you that.
He fucking loves those guys.
I think the worst day of his life is when Steve Harvey took over.
'Cause he's just sitting there like, "The ref is on their team!"
That isn't fucking fair, you know?
Like, he thinks Steve is rigging the game. He's so delusional, you know?
Like, I'm watching a nice, family-friendly show,
and my grandpa's watching Steve go over there like, "White family,
name a word that white people can't say."
You hear the black family go, "Good answer! Good answer!"
[Bit 2]
I never want to excuse my grandpa for his racism, but he grew up on a farm in the 1940s.
If he died of racism today, they would say he died doing what he loved. Thank you.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Whites fan implies sports allegiance, but reveals racial preference.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupHey, my grandpa is not a big sports fan.
setupIn fact, I think his favorite sport is family feud.
setupBecause every episode they put a white family
setupversus a black family.
punchlineAnd my grandpa, die hard whites fan.
tagI'll tell you that.
tagHe fucking loves those guys.
