Uncle Laser

Bucket PullWhiteMan

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 7:42 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Some people got face for radio.

I got more of a face for cuckolding.

[Bit 2]

The bar the other night, older gentleman comes to me and goes,

"Man, we love you on that Kill Tony show. We love you a lot."

He said, "Me and my wife are here. We're new in our vows for 30 years we've met in this bar."

He goes, "Man, it's on my bucket list. If you'll have sex with my wife, will I watch?"

I said, "Man, you didn't want to go skydiving? You want me to fuck your wife?"

He said, "Man, I'd be willing to give you a thousand shekels for your time."

Well, let's take a look at her, really.

So he, pish, that's never good, you know.

His fucking vending machine comes up out of the bathroom.

From a distance, her skin was leathery.

Up close, her skin was leathery.

She looked like an old fucking Buick seed.

I said, "Hey, man, I'm gonna have to pass."

He said, "Man, I fucking need this."

I said, "I fucking don't."

He said, "I'll give you $4,000 fucking dollars."

And I said, "You know what, dude?

Buick's not that bad of a car."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Face for radio" could be face for cuckolding.”

Joke Type

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setupSome people got face for radio.

punchlineI got more of a face for cuckolding.