2025-05-20

Set 2 · Episode 719

Zeth Burton

Bucket PullYoungSmall Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.83 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·6 beats·0.41 punch density·0.83 tag density·Small Joke Book

Watch Zeth Burton’s set

Skips to 13:23 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Yeah, you know, I'm pretty tall.

I come up here, I'm six, five, you know.

You know, 200 pounds, you see any ladies out there.

But anyway, so I hit about six, five, 200 pounds.

I was 12 years old.

And no one really tells me, but like that's,

you deal with a lot of stuff.

Like I was like, my name's like saggy

'cause I had saggy nipples, you know, like.

Anything I also, it's like they call me Shrek,

my football team, you know.

[Bit 2]

But I'm from Texas.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Like, growing up in Texas, high school

is a lot different out here.

Like, we didn't bring anything but a car to school days,

so they're showing up in horses and tractors.

And you know, in career days, they're

showing up in white hoods and crosses, you know?

It's pretty crazy.

I love it, man.

[Bit 3]

- Oh, I was just saying, like, you know, then I was 15,

we had, like, gun safety classes,

'cause they wanted to get to those school shooters early,

you know?

But it should have gotten me, though.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Adult measurements implies dating appeal, but reveals twelve-year-old body.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupYeah, you know, I'm pretty tall.

setupI come up here, I'm six, five, you know.

setupYou know, 200 pounds, you see any ladies out there.

setupBut anyway, so I hit about six, five, 200 pounds.

punchlineI was 12 years old.