2023-03-07
Set 6 · Episode 599
Kent Hunter
Bucket PullManWhiteYoungLarge Joke Book
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.73 tag density·4 sets
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.75 punch density·1.25 tag density
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Skips to 53:29 in the episode
[Bit 1]
- So I used to date this girl with a loose labia.
For those of you who don't know what that means, whenever she would walk around her
pussies would clap like a Newton's cradle.
I mean, I'm telling you, if she got really excited, they'd start spinning like the cleaners
at Walmart.
To make her feel better, I started tying them up like little balloon animals.
She was insecure.
[Bit 2]
I think the transgender people have an unfair advantage in life.
And when I say that, I don't mean like women swimming or anything.
I mean, sexually.
I don't think it's fair that they can walk in to build a dick
and customize their penis like a lightsaber at Disney World.
I feel like we can make this more fair by having to draw it out of a hat.
Oh, like, "Oh, you're upset he got the 12-inch punisher
and you got the 4-incher with a weird tip. That's just life."
Learn how to use your tongue like the rest of us.
[Bit 3]
I don't like getting blackout drunk,
because it reminds me a lot about having surgery.
I mean, you wake up in a bed that's not yours,
you're in pain, and there's usually some fat chick
with her hands all over you.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Loose labia is like a Newton's cradle because both clack while hanging loosely.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setup- So I used to date this girl with a loose labia.
setupFor those of you who don't know what that means, whenever she would walk around her
punchlinepussies would clap like a Newton's cradle.
tagI mean, I'm telling you, if she got really excited, they'd start spinning like the cleaners
tagat Walmart.
tagTo make her feel better, I started tying them up like little balloon animals.
tagShe was insecure.